omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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