I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I have post one night stand depression
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