like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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