My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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