Three words: puerto rican gang bang
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
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