I'm really into asian looking animals
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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