no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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