My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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