Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
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