So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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