Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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