So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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