Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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