I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
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