I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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