I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
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