if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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