you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
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