? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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