so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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