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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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