Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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