I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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