Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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