You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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