so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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