i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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