Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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