Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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