Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Last time i carry you out of a forest
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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