They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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