I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
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