hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Randomize