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(309): View more from Illinois

dude do u know what u did last night?

(1-309): View more from Illinois

do i wanna know???

(309): View more from Illinois

you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...

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(703): View more from Virginia

So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.

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You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.

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(650): View more from California

I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.

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(901): View more from Tennessee

Dude, where are you?

(928): View more from Arizona

In back

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of car

(901): View more from Tennessee

... whose car?

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(205): View more from Alabama

I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.

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