I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Randomize