I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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