Banned from zoo.
Again?
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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