New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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