so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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