And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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