Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
did you just send me my own nude
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
Randomize