I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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