The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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