Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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