This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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