love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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