i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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