After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
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