4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
