I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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