Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
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