You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
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