Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
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