I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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