why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
