oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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