I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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